"Moonshadow" by Cat Stevens
Lyrics ::
I'm being followed by a Moonshadow
Moonshadow, Moonshadow
Stealing my smokes and hubcaps, Moonshadow
Moonshadow, Moonshadow
At first I tried to call the cops
They hung up, called me nuts
And then I texted Special Ops
And they said, "Jump in a lake," and go fuck yourself
So if I ever find a rock
Wnen this Moon follows me
Oh, if I ever find a rock
Oh, I will bash the face of this Moon asshole
Oh, I'm being followed by a Moonshadow
Moonshadow, Moonshadow
Stay the fuck away from me, you Moonshadow
Moonshadow, Moonshadow
And if I find a Neutron Bomb
I won't pause and I won't frown
Oh, if I find a Neutron Bomb
Oh, I will bring death down on Moonshadow Town
And if I'm ever at the beach
And I sense Moons undersea
And if I'm ever at the beach
I will raise Tidal Waves until you drown
How did you even find me?
Facebook or Instagram?
Why do you even stalk me?
What did I ever do to moons?
Oh, you're a fucking bastard, Moonshadow
Moonshadow, Moonshadow
Touch me and I'll kick your ass, Moonshadow
Moonshadow, Moonshadow
Moonfucker, Moonfucker